The Long Word Registry

What Even Is This This is a completely unsanctioned, gloriously unnecessary, and possibly unhinged vocabulary project conducted by a small group of moderately sane humans working aboard the Perdido Spar — the world's deepest offshore platform at 8,000 feet in the Gulf of America. We write long words on it. That's the whole thing. Nobody asked us to. Nobody can stop us. One long word per day, logged with more ceremony than it deserves, because if you're going to do something pointless you might as well do it with gravitas.